A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles
north of the Pa/Md State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he
was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a
juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at
the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he
had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could
juggle
them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit
them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then
went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause
there's no way in hell I can pass that test.