A trucker goes all the way to the north of Alaska to bring back lumber from the mill.Been a long haul + they are'nt ready to load him. He goes into the compounds bar,has a drink + mentions that being so long on the road he could really use a woman.General consensus+there are NO women up here,but for $20.00 you can have Wong the chinaman. "Hell no", he says. "I don't go for that shit!" 3 drinks later he asks again "There has to be . "SOMETHING here,even an old native". Nope,nothing except $20.00 for Wong the chinaman."hell no,I don't go for that shit!" After a few more drinks he says "Aw the hell with it;where's Wong? I'll give him $20.00".The bartender says "Whoa,whoa,Wong doesnt get the 20 bucks, $10.00 is for me + $10.00 is for my brother. We hold Wong down....see,he don't go for that shit neither."