An American businessman decides to go on a sabbatical to visit religious shrines. His first stop is the Vatican in Italy. As he is walking down a corridor, he notices a telephone booth with a big sign overhead with the letters DLTG on it.

He stops a monsignor and asks him what the sign means. "DLTG", says the Priest. "That means Direct Line to God". The businessman gets excited and asks "You mean if I go into that phone booth, and pick up that phone, I can talk directly to God?" "Yes my son" the priest says.

"How much?", he asks. The priest replies: "Here my son, it is $5000." A bit disappointed at the high cost, The man books a flight to Israel. While walking past the Wailing Wall, he notices a similar phone booth, also with a DLTG sign above it. A rabbi is walking by and he quickly stops him.

"Rabbi, Rabbi, DLTG. Is that a Direct Line To God phone booth?" "Yes my son", the rabbi responds. "How much to make a call?" The Rabbi says "50 cents".

The businessman is flabbergasted. "Rabbi, in Rome the call was $5000. Here it is 50 cents. Why is it so much less expensive?"

The Rabbi smiles and says "Ah, my son, here, it is a local call."

As we are on religion, here is another one.

A mullah, a priest and a rabbi were having a chat.

The rabbi asks the mullah, “ when you have your prayer collection, how do you decide on wha to keep and wha to give to your mosque?”

Mullah says “we don’t have collections, when a mosque is built, a shop is built to support it. The mosque uses what the shop makes in many, and any left over we give to charity”

The priest says “our collection supports the church, and any left over we use for our food bank to support the homeless”

The rabbi says “We give God the option of what to keep. We throw the money up, and say GOD TAKE WHAT YOU WISH. Whatever comes down is ours”

I've heard that said about about all churches. Like the lawyer, when told by one of his clients that he wanted to take his money with him, put a cheque in the coffin.

Grizz

Not as bad as the guy who got buried in a rented tux. The one brother who kept getting the bills finally asked his brother why + then it came out. They walk among us.