A man brings his best friend home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30p.m., after work.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits mouth agape, and listens to the tirade.
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess, the dishes are dirty. Can’t you see I’m still in my fucking pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight?! Why the fuck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”

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