A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the
tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Katrina, have you ever
had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip
your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says, "Mary! What seems to be the rush?" The
girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to
do it before Wendy sticks her ass in it.

I heard that it was a bus load of Nuns.

Nuns don't do nun of that!

Plinker603

Wait til they ask the alter boys that question.