CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to
the ball, but only on two conditions.?? "First, you must wear a
diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees.? "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m.? Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m.? The appointed hour comes and
goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up? Finally, at 5:00 a.m.? Cinderella
shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother.? "Your diaphragm
was supposed to turn into a
pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .
Peter, Peter, something or other..."