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18 August 2017, 18:58
ggrubermerger
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a french whore?
A hooker who can suck the numbers off of an American Express card.
19 August 2017, 09:18
NormanConquestRemember the Frank Zappa song "Jewish Princess"? on the Sheik Yur Boudi album.Now that was funny!
Never mistake motion for action.
19 August 2017, 12:24
SaeedWhat do get when you cross a black with an Eskimo?
A snow blower that does not work!
19 August 2017, 17:22
The DaneWhat is translucent and lies in the gutter?
A black with the sh!t kicked out of him.
20 August 2017, 10:02
NormanConquestWell after that I think it is safe to say what is black + white,black + white,+ all over the beach? A black + a seagull fighting over a carp.
Never mistake motion for action.
23 December 2017, 20:55
Bud MeadowsWhat do you get if you breed a black with a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
23 December 2017, 22:48
carpetman1What do you get when you cross a Texan with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. Folks, I'm 100% Texan and I thought that was funny when I heard it, I don't care who you are.
23 December 2017, 23:59
muzzaThe PC Police will arrest all of you bad folk ......
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24 December 2017, 03:00
Dulltool17quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
The PC Police will arrest all of you bad folk ......
Yes..yes, they will.
Doug Wilhelmi
NRA Life Member
24 December 2017, 03:44
Grizzly Adamsquote:
Originally posted by muzza:
The PC Police will arrest all of you bad folk ......
Actually, it's entertaining to see what folks got away with in the old days.
Grizz
Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
24 December 2017, 07:16
muzzaI know .
Nowadays people are too scared to have an opinion , or express an idea or say things like " thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard" or "what sort of a f**kin idiot are you "....
Except at my house ;-)
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24 December 2017, 09:15
NormanConquestI used to have a 33 1/3 album called "For Segragationalists Only" from the early 60's that was given to me by my uncle. It had just about all you can imagine.Ranging from the Cajun Ku Klux Klan to other light hearted ditties on Martin Luther Coon + just for fun lynchings;etc.I gave it to a friend of mine who gave it to the prof. in the socialogy dept. + he used it as a term project. Kinda wish I still had it as there will NEVER be another.
Never mistake motion for action.
26 December 2017, 03:38
375hnhFuckem
quote:
Originally posted by muzza:
The PC Police will arrest all of you bad folk ......
Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready
Theodore Roosevelt
26 December 2017, 08:32
muzzaquote:
For Segragationalists Only
Heres your new copy of that LP
https://www.discogs.com/Variou...Only/release/5103207
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29 December 2017, 05:19
GatogordoGuys, I can appreciate the humor in these and willingly admit I've told some of them many times in the past, but at some point, and this thread is way past that point, there are things that just shouldn't be said.
Y'all have a HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process.
29 December 2017, 21:46
marley7x57I remember the old expression, which I still belive, which goes: sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me. So, to me what has been said is no big deal and if goes on that is fine with me. Those that do not like it can ignore it.
30 December 2017, 04:18
Rollandquote:
Originally posted by Gatogordo:
Guys, I can appreciate the humor in these and willingly admit I've told some of them many times in the past, but at some point, and this thread is way past that point, there are things that just shouldn't be said.
Y'all have a HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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Never rode a bull, but have shot some.
NRA life member
NRA LEO firearms instructor (retired)
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13 January 2018, 20:38
Gatogordoquote:
Originally posted by marley7x57:
I remember the old expression, which I still belive, which goes: sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me. So, to me what has been said is no big deal and if goes on that is fine with me. Those that do not like it can ignore it.
Well, of course, that learned observation is fine for those who are in a position of power high enough to ignore or process them appropriately, but many of the objects of these "jokes" are not. Let me give you one example. Let's just say that you had a young son who was not the brightest boy in his class and every day when you came home and was told about some other poor example of his learning ability, you told him he was the stupidest boy you'd ever seen and could not be your son. Now, while certainly no physical "sticks and stones" harm was done, I would posit that the long term effects would be extremely negative, therefore, as in most things, it depends on whose ox is gored as to the results of such "jokes".
Like I've told my kids all their lives, you don't lift yourself up by dragging others down. Don't do it.
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When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere.
NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR.
I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process.
14 January 2018, 00:36
wasbeemanquote:
Originally posted by Gatogordo:
Like I've told my kids all their lives, you don't lift yourself up by dragging others down. Don't do it.
Excellent point. And too, while some of it is indeed humour, a lot of it is just mean.
Aim for the exit hole
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation...
15 January 2018, 07:42
marley7x57Really, This is the humor section so it is not that hard to process accordingly and appropriately.
quote:
Originally posted by Gatogordo:
Well, of course, that learned observation is fine for those who are in a position of power high enough to ignore or process them appropriately, but many of the objects of these "jokes" are not. Let me give you one example. Let's just say that you had a young son who was not the brightest boy in his class and every day when you came home and was told about some other poor example of his learning ability, you told him he was the stupidest boy you'd ever seen and could not be your son. Now, while certainly no physical "sticks and stones" harm was done, I would posit that the long term effects would be extremely negative, therefore, as in most things, it depends on whose ox is gored as to the results of such "jokes".
Like I've told my kids all their lives, you don't lift yourself up by dragging others down. Don't do it.
15 January 2018, 10:21
Gatogordoquote:
Really, This is the humor section so it is not that hard to process accordingly and appropriately.
You would think....
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When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere.
NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR.
I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process.
15 January 2018, 20:49
tomahawkerWhat do you call a black guy flying a plane? ...a pilot
15 January 2018, 22:29
marley7x57Good, now that your thinking you should realize that in the humor section there are good jokes and bad jokes. And, nobody wants somebody to ride in on their high horse trying to all self righteous, in of all places, the humor section. Why don't you mosey on down to the political forum and try your routine there.
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Originally posted by Gatogordo:
]You would think....
16 January 2018, 00:48
john c.and SNAP went the trap!
16 January 2018, 00:54
Gatogordoquote:
Originally posted by marley7x57:
Good, now that your thinking you should realize that in the humor section there are good jokes and bad jokes. And, nobody wants somebody to ride in on their high horse trying to all self righteous, in of all places, the humor section. Why don't you mosey on down to the political forum and try your routine there.
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Originally posted by Gatogordo:
]You would think....
That was a rhetorical answer, which obviously went way over your head. If you don't understand, better to just shut up and watch and maybe learn.
16 January 2018, 01:04
GatogordoYa know, I knew I wasn't going to win any plaudits for my good thoughts when I posted the first post in here. I am somewhat surprised at the tenacity with which some hang onto their old ways but shouldn't be. Remember, just because a position is not popular doesn't make it wrong. Shame is a popular commodity in here for some and you can take that to the PF or shove it up your ass, makes no difference to me.