A little girl came home one day and told her mother that a friend had explained where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie. Why don't you tell me all about it."
The little girl explained, "Well....OK....The mommy and daddy take off all their clothes and the daddy's thingy kind of stands up and then the mommy puts the thingy in her mouth and then it sort of explodes and thats where babies come from." The little girls mother shakes her head and leans over to look her daughter in the eyes and says, "Oh, darling, that,s sweet, but thats not how you get babies....thats how you get jewelry."

Very good and true.

She can also catch a husband that way. Then only do it again when she wants jewelry.

You all know why women smile when walking down thew aisle? They know that they have given their last blowjob.

ain't that the truth

What do women and hurricanes have in common?
They both start out as a little blow job and end up taking the house.

Is that how they get pearl necklaces?