The old man is in for his annual physical and at the conclusion he asked the doctor. Can you check me to see if I could still have children? I told the old woman if she didn't quit nagging I was going to marry a younger gal and start a new family. so I need to know. The doc said handing him a sample jar -Sure just go home and bring this back tomorrow. The old man left. Next day the doctor sees him again and asked where the sample was? the old guy said Well, Doc I just couldn't do it.Don't worry the Doc. says, Thats not uncommon for a man your age but did you really try? Doc ,The old man says I used my rt hand till it went to sleep then I tried the left too till it went to sleep. then I got the old woman to try. Same thing rt. hand till it went to sleep. lt. hand till it went to sleep - she even tried with her mouth but Doc we just couldn't get that lid off.