A little boy got on the bus, sat

next to a man reading a book, and

noticed he had his

collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he

wore his collar

backwards.



The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The

little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear

his collar like

that.'



The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I

am the

Father of many.'



The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two

grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that

way!'



The priest,

getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of

hundreds',and went back

to reading his book.



The little boy sat quietly thinking for a

while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you

should wear a condom, and put

your pants on backwards instead of your



collar.."

Snort....!

Out of the mouth of babes.