Seriously folks, I weighed my medicine on my grain scale, and some Blue Dot flakes got in there.

Nitroglycerine will keep me from getting heart attacks, right?

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A society that teaches evolution as fact will breed a generation of atheists that will destroy the society. It is Darwinian.

You will be fine ---- unless you also dropped some BB's into the pan. You'll be fine then too, just have to quite lighting farts for a while.

The effect nitroglycerin is to strongly dilate blood vessels, dropping blood pressure. Probably the worst that would happen in small quantity is a "nitro headache". If you didn't notice that, you're as OK as you ever were.

Now what kind of medicine were you wieghting in a reloading scale

I think he is pulling our leg. I should have told him that it produces a permanent erection, which can only be cured by severing a nerve, which renders the person permanently impotent.

Because eventually your bladder wants relief.

Look closely-the date of the post is April Fool's Day.

Won't eating gunpowder make your hair grow in "bangs"?