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Hollywood Squares was a hoot... but that was when we were able to laugh at our own foibles... and others, as well: Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years? A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A.. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A: George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.. Q According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh! | ||
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Thanks for the post! I watched HS when a kid with my grandparents and I recall a few of the above. I remember laughing non stop at the "pea" comment. Made my day. Cal _______________________________ Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska www.CalPappas.com www.CalPappas.blogspot.com 1994 Zimbabwe 1997 Zimbabwe 1998 Zimbabwe 1999 Zimbabwe 1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation 2000 Australia 2002 South Africa 2003 South Africa 2003 Zimbabwe 2005 South Africa 2005 Zimbabwe 2006 Tanzania 2006 Zimbabwe--vacation 2007 Zimbabwe--vacation 2008 Zimbabwe 2012 Australia 2013 South Africa 2013 Zimbabwe 2013 Australia 2016 Zimbabwe 2017 Zimbabwe 2018 South Africa 2018 Zimbabwe--vacation 2019 South Africa 2019 Botswana 2019 Zimbabwe vacation 2021 South Africa 2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later) ______________________________ | |||
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Peter: "What are gluttony, lust, greed, pride, wrath, sloth and envy? Paul Lynde : The Bill of Rights! _______________________ | |||
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I've been watching the Game Show Network recently and they've had Hollywood Squares on there, along with some of the other 'ancient' ones. It's not only still funny, but to see the 70's style clothing and hairdos is quite funny in itself. Of course, a big pay off was $500! | |||
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That was a great show. Although all the contestants were funny, Paul Lynde was always my favorite. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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