CONSTIPATION



If you are bothered by
occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat
the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and
personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe
Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney
Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare
the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up
for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank
me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.