the texan walked into a small antique shop one day and noticed a brass rat sitting on the shelf. Hte price was only $12. When he tried to buy it the clerk said that yes the price is only $12 to buy it, but you must pay me $100 to return it. Well its only $12, so the texan bought the rat. When he walked out of the store the rat started a humming sound, and soon the texan noticed that rats by the hundreds were following him. He ran out on a pier and threw the brass rat into the ocean. Hundred of rats followed and drowned. The texan went back to the shop and was greeted by the clerk with his hand out expecting $100. No way the texan answered, but what I do want is that brass mexican on the shelf up there

Now, if I could just find a brass Kiwi.......