A Harvard man and a Yale man walk into a men's room, step to the urinals, and do their urgent business.

The Yale man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Harvard man immediately makes for the exit.

The Yale man says, "At Yale, they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."

The Harvard man replies, "At Hah-vahd, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Yes, I had a friend that used that excuse all of the time. His claim being that he never peed on his hands. I never shook hands with him. Nasty habit of some people. It's even worse when they shizz and leave the bathroom without washing up. Great joke, but more truth and reality than one cares to realize!

True though I assume in yankee land, but down here both those boys would consider themselves lucky just to get off with having had the shit slapped out of them.

I once said to a colleague, as he was heading directly to the men’s room exit after taking a leak, “Remind me never to shake hands with you!”

He washed his hands immediately.

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Grizz

Squat to piss? Never!

I had a buddy years ago that took offense to the more vocal members of the women's Lib movement + when they spouted their vicious diatribe, Vance would just look them in the eyes + say, "Yeah, but you still have to squat when you piss, don't you?, Oh + while we're at it, I have a billfold made out of a tit." Not much they could reply after that.

Funny, there was a time a century or more ago when being a "Harvard man" or a "Yale man" carried with it a reputation for toughness, no doubt derived in part from prowess on the football field -- with no pads and minimal if any helmet. Nowadays those Ivy League boys are more obsessed with diversity and progressivism, and our two lads would probably be exchanging phone numbers for a hot date.

Would you be implying to Patrick Fitsmichael + Michael Fitspatrick?

Shame on you. They used to discriminate against Irish, and now discriminate against Asians, for admission to Harvard.