On the first day of school, for a new first grade class, the teacher come into the classroom and addresses the class.

Good morning, children.

"My name is Miss Prussy." You must remember the "R"". And she writes her name on the blackboard.

She reminds the class several time during the day, “Now remember the “R”! My name is Miss Prussy!

The next day, at the start of class, the teacher asks the class…

“Who can remember my name?”

Well, little Johnnie is jumping out of his seat with both hands up, so the teacher calls on him

“Okay, Johnnie, what’s my name?”

Little Johnnie stands up and proudly announces…..

“Miss Crunt.”

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