>How to install a wireless security system:
>
>1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's
>used work boots, a really big pair.
>
> 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a
>copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
>
> 3. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your front door that says
>something like: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo -
back in
>15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and
are mad
>as hell."
>
> Signed, Billy Bob

Actually that's the low cost system. Substitute Rottweilers for pit bulls for an upgraded system!