A redneck calls into work and says, “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I’m sicker than shit. Got a headache, belly ache, my legs are killin’ me. I just feel run-down. I won’t be able to make it.”

The boss says, “You know something Billy Bob, I really need you today. When I feel sick like what you describe, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. Try that.”

Two hours later Billy Bob calls again. “Boss I did what you said, and I feel great. I’ll come in after all………….and by the way, you have a nice house.

Like the bald headed guy in the restaurant that has one of his business competeters approach + then + runs his hand over his head + says,"Feels just like my wifes ass." The bald guy reaches up + says "You're right!"