Hillary's Limo

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country
road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was
struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to
the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls
to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive
wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.
" What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his
wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me."!
" My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,
I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
"The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."