Two buddys, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly one throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no. My Wife is going to kill me!"

His buddy says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell your Wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually the drunk stumbles home and his Wife starts to give him a hard
time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says,

"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cuplarrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

His Wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks".

Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."


gwb

Gonna have to steal this one!!

Yep, definitely worth "borrowing"...

Ken....