The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,well-dressed,
good-looking man named Jake in his late fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' Jake replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,' said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' Jake replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to Jake she charges $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, Jake pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, Jake calmly left.

The next night, Jake appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts, the price was still $5000.

Again, Jake pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night Jake was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to Jake, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'

Jake replied, 'Chicago.' 'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Chicago.'

'I know.' said Jake. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that 3 things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Sounds like most attorneys I have known.

What do you call 100 attorneys, dead, placed head to toe at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Then there was the Canadian who visited the brothel frequently + one girl says to another,"Yeah ,he's the one that has Swan tattooed on his dxxk." The other says "No honey,not Swan, it says Sacskatawan."

Great lawyer joke!