The Polite Way to Pee
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>>During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
>>asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a
>>date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
>>you have to go to the bathroom?"
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>>Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
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>>The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
>>about you Peter, how would you say it?"
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>>Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
>>be right back."
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>>That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
>>the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
>>once and show us your good manners?"
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>>"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
>>shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
>>meet after dinner."
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>>The teacher fainted!