An English explorer is in darkest Africa and accompanied only by his trusted guide and interpreter. One very early morning while high in the "Mountains of the Moon", they come upon a young African chieftain who is surrounded by about a dozen women. The chief is bathing in the mountain pool. He comes out of the water and the Englishman is astounded by the fact that this chief is hung like a stallion!. He sends the guide/interpreter forward to ask the chief how he got a penis like that.

The interpreter is nervous about approaching this strange tribe but finally goes forward. The English explorer sees an exchange between the chief and the interpreter. It looks somewhat worrisome because the chief waves his hands and has an angry expression on his face.

The interpreter returns and translates.

"The chief says: WHAT!, White man's cock don't shrink in cold water?"