A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
> Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
> side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
> state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
> both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
> The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the
> highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
> each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
> to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
> what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying,
> good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said
> that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
> lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.
> And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
> truck hit us.