Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.’ They are "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS".

We also provide the following tips to avoid social embarrassment.

HOW TO REFER TO WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.'


THIS IS HOW TO REFER TO MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It is a bad case of 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

As to the above mentioned "cleavage," I will bet a dollar to a doughnut that more folks are more interested in the female than the male. I am. Plumbers crack V/S tits, no contest. As to the girl's looks, I have NEVER heard a complaint when you offered them a compliment.

My favorite is "verbally repetitive"

I'm using that one! Thanks

And don't forget the folks that like to call the dead, "The living impaired."

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
And don't forget the folks that like to call the dead, "The living impaired."

Yesterday I was talking to a friend's wife about cameras.

The conversation went to "bloggers" and "social media stars".

I called them "selfish bimbos" and "the brain dead"!