A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan are discussing lovemaking.

The Frenchman says: " Last night I made love to my wife three times. This morning, she was ecstatic about me".

The Italian says: " Last night I made love to my wife six times. This morning she made me a great breakfast and says she'll give me a dinner tonight fit for a king".

The Texan is silent.

The Frenchman and the Italian ask him: "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

The Texan says: " Once".

The Frenchman and the Italian are scornful. One of them asks arrogantly: "What did she say to you this morning?"

The Texan quietly replies: " Don't stop".