A police officer friend told me about a drunk driver he once arrested.
He pulled a car over and when he went to the drivers window and shon his torch into the car, the driver was so drunk he said," Thankyou Officer!" ans then tried to light a cigarette on the flashlight.

This is hilarious! I refuse to believe it! ( You never can trust those damn Aussies!. They like to tell a good story)

This is from a highway patrol officer. I could go on for hours with some of the stuff he has told me about the stupid things people do. It is hilarious. I'm also sure other law enforcement officers here could share some of their stories and they would be just as funny..
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