Note to non Texans-Longhorns (U.T.students) + Aggies (Tx. A.+M. students)=rivals + ethnic joke recipients.] L.H. + Aggie are down on the beach at South Padre island during spring break +all of the girls are giving their attention to the L.H. while avoiding the Aggie.That night the Aggie asks his buddy,"Whats your secret?"The L.H. replies,"I just put a large baking potato in my shorts,the girls see the bulge + it drives them wild,you should try it."The next day they're both down on the beach + the L.H. still is getting all the attention,while if anything the Aggie is getting even more ignored.That evening the Aggie asks his buddy,"What went wrong,I had my potato too,+ the girls still gave you all the attention."The L.H. replies,"Yeah,but I put the potato in the FRONT of my shorts."