The mortuary assistant takes delivery of a recent deceased.......and it is hot blonde.
He calls up his boss, the head mortician and says" you better get down here there is something weird going on"
The head guy arrives : " what's up?"
"Well she has a shrimp stuck in her you know where" says the young assistant.
Checking it out the boss says" that's not a shrimp : that's a clitoris you idiot".
"Oh ...sorry....it tasted like a shrimp.

Oh.....