Hillbillies
Subject: HILLBILLIES
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of 'em new fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
23 May 2008, 10:56
Norman ConquestAlong the same vein...you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkanas;anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush...Oh Deliverence indeed!
23 May 2008, 17:52
oopswasthatyourdog?quote:
Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
Along the same vein...you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkanas;anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush...Oh Deliverence indeed!

The only place that they lie through their tooth!......