If that were a real newscast I doubt if I could have have kept from cracking up as well. On a related true subject;a friend of mine is an R.N. at Brack hospital here in Austin. Young teenager comes in with parents to the E.R. Pain behind sternum. When taken back to the table it appears that the lad had a 26" dbl. headed dildo stuffed so far up that his muscles contracted + he could not get it out.After extraction,he asked the nurses to see if the family wanted it. No comment on that.Although from that point on the nurses started calling him Dr. Dolittle (because of the push me pull you). True story.

This was an actual broadcast on a regional morning show called "John Boy and Billy" popular here in the southeast. I heard it while driving to work and damn near went off the road laughing. Don't know what the accident report would have said.
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