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Never Force Children To Pray Little Johnny is back.!!!


At dinner,little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replied.

"Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,"
said his father.

"Okay", the boy said. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless
them so they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her on her bed.

This coming Christmas please send clothes to all those poor naked
ladies on my Daddy's Samsung Galaxy 5.

And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when
Daddy is at work..AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.
 
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