Next time your in a bar where a young lady answers the phone when it rings, call them from your cell phone and ask them to see if your brother Mike is there yet. Last name is Hunt.

That’s mean

Smells like Bart Simpson!

Or, you could ask for "Connie Linguis."

There is a dairy company, Bordens, and their logo is Elsie the cow. I gave a female boss a note to call L.C. DeKowe at Bordens number. Made her very mad when they told her she had been had. That made me enjoy it even more.

In my day you would call and ask them to page Jack Mehof.

In the old days you would call the tobacco shop and ask if they had Sir Walter Raleigh in the can. When they said they did, you would hit them with the punch line.

I dated a waitress in the 70's that was sharp as a tack.During the late night shift she could see across the room the level of sweat on your beer can + was there before you even thought about another.Made great tips,but she had a mouth.One morning on our way to the job we stopped off for coffee + our crew chief (knowing I was dating her + just trying to start shit) makes the age old lame comment after sipping his coffee. "My that's sweet.what did you do.stick your finger in it?" She shot back,"Sure did,then I stirred your coffee." Another time when she was working the late bar shift another asshole comes on. Its rough when you are waiting for her to get off of work + have to listen to the crap that comes out of several guys mouths; but hell,she can't lose her job + most importantly she never needed my protection,her mouth did its own. One night a guy offers to slip her 9",she says,well I'm tempted but I don't think you could get it up 3 times." It was fun while it lasted (that was NOT condusive to a lasting relationship) but I still recall that old crew chiefs comment after we left the coffee shop after his rejection."Goddamn,you could'nt satisfy that bitch if you had a 14" dick + a 300 lb. nigger sitting on your ass."

All in fun df06. Not a serious suggestion.

I heard this one in some movie.

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Originally posted by The Dane:
Smells like Bart Simpson!

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I heard this one in some movie.

American Graffiti

That or Porky's.

In one episode of the Simpsons the bartender was conned by Bart into calling out for "Amanda Hugenkis".

In a Mexican Restaurant try to get them to call for Senor Cooter.