A chap walks into a bar and sits down on a stool at the bar.
The bartender comes over the fellow says, “Ill have a glass of Less, please.
“Never heard of it, replied the bartender. “Is it one of those new microbrews or foreign or what?”
“Well,” the fellow says, “I’m not sure just what it is but it could be one of those imported beers. All I really know is that my doctor told me to drink Less Beer and here I am."

I worked night watch in the early 70's with this old man (taught me to play a mean game of dominoes).Anyway he had a heart attack + when I went to see him in the hospital + sneeck him in a pint of Jack,there he was sitting up in bed smoking a cigarette.I told him that I thought the Dr. told him to quit smoking. He says,"No all he said was to start chewing tobacco."