A boy sits on a flight of stairs and plays with a clear liquid in a mason jar.
A priest passes the boy and asks: What are you playing with my son?
The boy: I play with the most powerfull liquid in the world, cerosene.
The father pulls out a vail and says: This my son is the most powerfull liquid in the world, holy water. If i rub this on a womans stomach she will pass a child.
The boy replies: Shoot father if i rub this on a cats a$$ it will pass a Harley!