The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on
your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left
the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a
new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 44long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
New shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
salesman asked," How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of
your spine and give you one hell of a headache."