A man and woman who both served as firemen in the same unit got married.

The husband suggested to the wife that they run their home the same way the firehouse is run, since it's very efficient. The husband suggested they mount a fire bell over the bed with the following procedures.

1 Bell means one party is ready for sex.
2 Bells means they take off all clothes and go at it.

One night the wife hears her husband ring the bell once so she runs into the bedroom.

He rings it a second time and she undresses and jumps in bed and they get busy.

After a little while, she reaches up and rings the bell 3 times.

The husband asks "What does 3 bells mean honey"?

She responds "You need to roll out more hose. You're no where near the fire"!!

Good un.

Good One!!

I remember the Richard Pryor routine where the man tells the woman he's gonna go out + find him some new pussy + she says, If your dick was a little longer, you'd find some new pussy right here.