Notice to all male tax payers:The only thing the tax dept.has not taxed is your DING DONG.This is due to the fact that 40%of the time it is hanging around unemployed,20% of the time it is hard up,30%of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in a hole.On top of this it has two dependants and they are both NUTS.Therefore from now onwards your DING DONG will be taxed at the following rate:
12"to 14" Super tax
10"to 12" Luxury tax
8"to 10" Pole tax
6"to 8" Privelege tax
4"to 6" Nuisance tax
Note: Any one under 4"is eligible for a refund while anyone over 14" must file under CAPITAL GAIN.