Bill Clinton dies in a car accident and goes to Hell.

He walks up to the reception desk and the receptionist tells him they weren't expecting him quite yet and to please stand by while she calls Satan to try and work things out with him.

Satan shows up a little while later and gives Bill a friendly clap on the back.

Hiya Bill, boy is this a surpise to see you down here so soon. We weren't expecting you for another 20 years, and we're sort of in a bind you see because we just don't have a place for you right now, but I'll tell you what, we have some other folks we're holding that really haven't earned their place down here like you have, so I'll tell you what - we'll give you a VIP treatment. I'll let you walk around with me to some of their punishments and you can see which one you like, and take that one in their place - how does that sound?

Bill thought about it for a minute, then replied that it sounded good to him, so he and Satan set off down a long hallway full of doors.

As they were walking, Satan told him that he had 4 candidates in mind for Bill to review, and he could pick any of the four, but once he said no, he couldn't go back and pick it again later.

They get to the first door and Satan takes out a big keyring to open it with, then steps aside for Bill to look into the room. Inside is a big lake with a bridge over it, and there diving into the water for all eternity is Ted Kennedy. Every so often Ted would come up and yell out "I still haven't found her.", then dive back into the icy water again.

Satan looked at Bill and said, "Well, what do you think?".

Bill considers it for a minute and then looks back to Satan and says, "Well, I've never been a very good swimmer. I just don't think I could handle that for the rest of eternity."

Satan took it all in stride and replied, "I totally understand, and it's not a problem whatsoever. Let's go on to the next door and see if you prefer it instead."

So they get to the next door, and Satan opens it for Bill to look inside.

Inside, there's Newt Gingrich standing next to a massive pile of rocks, and a bulldozer hauling other massive loads of rocks and dropping them onto the pile. Newt has a sledgehammer and is furiously working to pound the big rocks into little rocks. He's sweating and covered head to toe in rock-dust and doesn't even have time to look up with Satan and Bill open the door.

Satan looks at Bill and asks again what he thinks.

Bill's frowning a bit and says, "Well, I just dunno Satan, My right shoulder's been aching me for a while and I just don't think I could pound rocks for all eternity the way it's hurting. Can I see what else you have?"

"Certainly," Satan replied, "let's move on to the next door."

Inside the third door they find Jesse Jackson naked and staked to the floor spread-eagled. Monica Lewinski is there naked and kneeling over his mid-section going to town on him.

Satan looks over at Bill and asks, "Well, how about this one?"

Bill's already smiling from ear to ear. "Yes, I think this one is more my speed, Satan. I could spend the rest of eternity here."

Satan gives him a quizzical look, "Are you sure? You don't even want to see the other door?"

Bill shakes his head, "Nope. That won't be necessary. I'll take this punishment right here."

"Ok," replies Satan. "Monica, you're free to go."

Isn't the title "Bill Clinton Joke" redundant?