A Marine who was inbetween deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan decided to enroll in a few classes at the local community college. His English professor was a dirty liberal athiest. Well one day the prof. walked into class looked up at the ceiling and loudly announced "God, if you are real, i am giving you 15 minutes to knock me off this podeum." Well he began the days lesson, then 5 minutes later he announced "God, 10 minutes left if you are real knock me off the podeum".
5 more minutes passed, the prof. arrogantly announced "God, you now have 5 minutes to knock me off the podeum... if you are infact real" By this point, the Marine was getting irritated.. the clock ticked down to one minute, and with a very smug look on his face the prof. announced once more "God, if you're really up there you only have one more minute to knock me off this podeum" The Marine without saying a word walked up to the prof. and hit him in the eye with every ounce of strength he had sending him not only off the podeum but unconscious to the floor. After the prof. woke up he glared at the Marine with scorn and screamed "What did you do that for??!!" To which the Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today watching over the troops that are off fighting in distant lands to protect your right to come in here and make a fool of yourself, so he sent me instead".

The professor experienced divine intervention.
Semper Fi.