A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
> Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
>
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>
> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
>
> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft. man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
> who has the nerve to jump in."
>
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
>
> Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
> and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
> gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him
> in disbelief.
>
> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
>
> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>
> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
>
> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
> Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>
> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."

Ken....

I'll admit, I didn't see that coming!