A fellow is walking into the reception after a lavish wedding and sees the groom quietly exiting one of the guest rooms. The groom is beaming and walking with a light step. He is absolutely ecstatic. The fellow approaches and says
"Geez"! I know its your wedding day but what in the world is going on with you?
The Groom looks around quickly and says
"I just had the best blow-job of my life"! and saunters off.
The fellow walks around the corner and sees the Bride exiting another door of the same guest room. She too is ecstatic and literally glowing. She is adjusting her dress and acting guilty as the fellow approaches.
"Geez"! I know its your wedding day but what in the world is going on with you the fellow asks.The bride shyly looks around and says
" I just gave the last blow-job of my life"
And merrily skips away.

That would be grounds for either murder or divorce. Considering lawyers today, murder would probably be cheaper.
Paul B.