I Miss Bill Clinton



It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From

a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill

Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we

ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women..

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!

And, he get s a check from the government every month In addition,

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's

shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the

nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in

hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill

Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I

don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised the judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the

truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing

but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky

Panky between Bushes."

... ya gotta love it

Don't be too sorry. We may get him back.

hope so!!

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hope so!!

Your obviously on drugs...

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Originally posted by ztreh:
hope so!!