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Micky + Minnie were getting divorced. Mickey's lawyer tells the judge that it was because of reasons of insanity. Mickey jumps up + says "I did'nt say insanity,I said she's fucking goofy!"


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Nice one! I can't repeat it to my daughters, but good one!
 
Posts: 7782 | Location: Das heimat! | Registered: 10 October 2012Reply With Quote
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Hahaha, read this as I'm watching mickey mouse with the baby. He's laughing at my laughing right now. The wife...not laughing so much!
 
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I was in the military for 20 years, we didn't get married until I was about to retire.

She doesn't get my sense of humor, but a lot of people who didn't serve are the same.

Google Mat Best 11X and watch the videos on youtube. Good old low brow military humor. If you have the time the movie they made with Ross Patterson is on Amazon for $15ish. It is 2 hours of zombies, military humor, a blow up doll and bad acting. It is exceptional.
 
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Yep,most wives don't like this joke;hits a little too close to home.THOSE are folks with no sense of humor.On the flip side of the coin (all things being equal)Here is a woman's version."Do you know why a woman has no brains?....Because she does not have a dick to think in.Hope that helps with your internal division.


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