A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'''Yep, they are
all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand
times before.



She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find
seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named
'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'.'

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named
Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time
to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time
for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin.


An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them
all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come,
and not the whole bunch?'



'Then I call them by their last names.'

That's funny stuff man, I almost lost it.

I just blew pepsi thru my nose.
muck

p.s. I may be down for a while , cleaning my keyboard.

Thank you so much for making my day!!