A married couple are driving home one night. Suddenly that bone chilling sight appears! A flashing light of a police car.

The officer approaches the car and, being a decent sort (because he's an experienced officer} tells the guy that he has a tail brake light out. THe guy is relieved and promises to get the light fixed.

His wife speaks up -and says that she told him about that light bulb being out over 3 days ago! The officer, upon hearing this, becomes alerted and asks the husband for his license.

The guy produces the license. The officer says:" I'm sorry, sir, but this license has expired".

Again, the wife speaks up and says: " "You got a letter from the State Motor Vehicle Bureau two weeks ago telling you that your license had expired!".

Now the husband turns to her and snarls:" Will you shut that big mouth?"

The officer leans into the car and asks: " Maam, does he always talk to you like that?"

The wife replies:" Only when he's drunk".