A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Pittsburgh and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read:

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, apply shaving foam, gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $85,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief, that's where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line was at 10 a.m. today.

Oh, to wash old women - not such a great pleasure.

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Originally posted by vashper:
Oh, to wash old women - not such a great pleasure.

yep it's not as much fun as you might first think.....

Taco sounds like he speaketh with authority!
Zeke

True story.
A daughter took here elderly mother to the gynecologist and her mother came out from the exam spitting mad.
Her daughter ask her what was wrong and she said when the doctor looked at her privates he started laughing hysterically.
The daughter was confused as to why he would have reacted that way, so she ask her mother if she had done anything different before her appointment.
Her mother told her she had sprayed some feminine hygiene spray on her privates before she left home and that was all.
When they got back to her mothers house she checked to see what kind of spray she had used.
She too then started laughing, it was spray glitter!

Why do I think Idaho Sharpshooter is somewhere in that line?

Hell, by the time I take Amtrak or Greyhound to get there, the line might be in Idaho.

So how long is the line now?
I'm willing to stand in line for a while but at my age it can only be a decade or two!
Zeke

How did my name get mentioned here?

Lots of lightning strike fires going on here, better take the train...