The driver is traveling on pickup. Suddenly looks - on the roadside bright blue lights are flashing. Approaching closer, looks - it is a little humanoid with bright blue eyes. The man stopped.
The humanoid asks:
- You let me ride?
- And why your eyes are blue? - asks the driver.
- You see, I am a gay from the planet Venus. We all are the same.
- And where do you go?
- Don't worry, I go where I want, you'll not even notice.
- Well, then, just in case go to a seat in the back...

Going further. Look, the same situation, only lights are red.
Coming up:
- What?
"You see, I am a gay from the planet Mars. We all are the same. Drove me down the road.

The driver looked - and venerance is disappeared from the back.

- Well, then, just in case go to a seat in the back...

Going further. Look at the roadside already two lights flashing, blue and red.

The driver stopped near them and asked:
- Well, you, gays, from what planet?

- Mister! ?! ?! Show license and ID card!