Subject: Men Will Never Learn

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, a man decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, He spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."

The woman went home with the man, and the next day she became his stepmother.

(Will We Men will never learn)