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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes!
Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
..... but all men...are men!
 
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rotflmo I've been to Cork, and dealt with and seen some of their blondes!
 
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And???
 
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It would appear that inquiring minds want to know.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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Know what????
 
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Where's the video? Eeker


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